LAUGHTER MAKES LIFE EASY

Wonderful Definitions

🟡 School
A place where Parents pay, and children play.

⚪ Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life, so that you can die Rich.

🟤 Nurse:
A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

🟣 Marriage
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree, and a woman gains her masters..

⚫ Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

🟣 Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

🔵 Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on.

🟢 Father
A banker provided by nature

⚫ Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

⭕ Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after

🟠 HOSPITAL
An institution which holds your ills by pills and kills you by bills.

🔘 Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

🟢 Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

🟡 Yawn
The only time married men ever get to open their mouth.

🔵 Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

🟤 Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

👉​ LAUGHTER MAKES LIFE EASY.